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Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones

My mom was friends with a nurse. A patient, a very grouchy fellow, rang the buzzer all day, every day from the moment he woke he demanded his temperature be taken. The nurse got fed up with his antics, gently inserted a rose in his rectum and wandered off to talk to another nurse. After a while, she heard the routine yelling, "HOW MUCH LONGER TO GET THIS DAMN THERMOMETER READ?" On daily rounds, the doctor found the patient like this, and to the nurse he could only say, "OK, he deserved that." laughter rolled on throughout the day, and amongst staff for weeks. True story.

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